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Old 12-22-2011   #1
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Exclamation Christmas Gift

To all looking for a great christmas gift this year, check out Amazon.com -- They have ALL of the goodies you can imagine!




Enjoy!

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With this...I can finally power my Death Star to go to Neptune and kill Aqua Man cause he stole my underwear that had my favorite Christmas bells hanging from it. Im coming for you, you useless super hero.

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Haha what the hell is that doing on Amazon!?

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maybe it was seized by the US government after they found out iran was going to use it!

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Interesting. What is a geiger and why did people looking at this also look at a testical self exam kit?

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and why did people looking at this also look at a testical self exam kit?
Hahah I didn't see that the first time. That just seems a little weird to me...

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maybe it was seized by the US government after they found out iran was going to use it!
lol! I have no idea why this is on amazon... and the fact that you can actually buy it!

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Maybe it's amazon's qwerky way of holiday marketing? Hmmmm.

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You guys absolutely must read the customer reviews! Hilarious stuff.

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Hahaha! Those customer reviews are great. I like this one..
This review is from: Uranium Ore
I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn't sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

Unfortuantly my mom opened my mail, because she does not respect people's privacy. She was pretty upset to see Uranium Ore. After a long argument and me running away from home again, she finaly stopped being such an idiot and I was able to get back to work.

The quality of this Uranium is on par with the stuff I was bying from the Libyans over at the mall parking lot, but at half the price! I just hope the seller does not run out, because I have many projects on my list including a night vision sasquatch radar, an electromagnetic chupakabra cage, a high velocity, aerial, weighted Mothman net and super heated, instant grill cheese sandwhich maker.

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Can you get a Flux Capacitor that runs on Uranium instead of Plutonium? If so, I'll be buying the stuff.

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Klink, where's your DeLorean?

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It's in his signature...duh!

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You can't time travel without gullwing doors! Everyone knows that!

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Ya a person would probably need to trade the Altima in for a DeLorean. Doc did state that the stainless steel body of the DeLorean has a direct and influential effect on the flux dispersal of the 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity needed for time travel...

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